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This second part of my favorite scary movie moments series has sure taken a long time. As you know from previous posts, I’ve been very down lately. I’ve been trying to pick myself up though, and write when I can. Just because it isn’t published on here yet doesn’t mean I’m not writing anytime I get a dose of hitch in my giddy-up. I am. I might slowly but surely be coming back! As always, let me hear you! None of this means anything without you folks! This edition features a demon attached to a child, a psycho stalker with a knack for the telephone, a serial killer, and a vengeful British ghost. Hope you like the GIFS, but be gentle – it was my first time! ;)

Insidious (2011)

We all know that some people were bigger fans of Insidious than others. And while there were flaws in the film, there were quite a few startling, and unique scenes. Some were just plain brilliant, and the entire movie is visually innovative and appealing. It’s strange for me to say, knowing that this film was made by the people who created Saw (not scary – gory – but not scary), and Paranormal Activity (lame beyond lame, even refund-worthy). Not to mention, Patrick Wilson and Rose Byrne are two incredibly sexy human specimens. Here are my favorites moments!

1. Gettin’ Down to Tiny Tim

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Not only is it incredibly horrifying to have a turn-of-the-century dead ghost child dancing terribly in your house, he’s also groovin’ to Tiny Tim’s “Tiptoe Through the Tulips”, which is creepy in itself. Not that I’m not now addicted to that song, and classify it as one of my many guilty pleasures, but mixing the two together, especially in broad daylight, creates one scene none of us are likely to forget.

2. Creepy Demon in the Room

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Anytime there is some kind of demonic creature, or any creature for that matter lurking in the shadows, especially one with elongated arms, pointy fingers, and what looks to be perhaps cloven hooves, it creeps me out. Obviously, it’s because it’s unexpected – it’s the jump factor – but you gotta admit, that creep standing there is enough to make you check your own room before jumping into bed!

3. Creepy Demon in the Room Again

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Okay, so this scene is up for much debate, as some found it totally scary, and others simply saw a bad Darth Maul rip-off, but as before, the jump factor is present. While talking to his mother (a very nicely aging Barbara Hershey) and his wife about the weird goings-on, this cosmetically-pleasing, red-faced punk appears behind Josh, opening its mouth and revealing his, well, sort-of-razor-sharp teeth. As usual, the creature is only on-screen momentarily, and quickly disappears as Josh’s mother shrieks in horror and jumps up from her chair.

The Woman in Black (2012)

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I did have serious misgivings going into this film, because most horror flicks these days, well, bite the big one. But I was pleasantly surprised! It’s nice to see Daniel Radcliffe in something else (HP is not my cup of tea, if you’ll forgive the British reference), but he is actually pretty sexy in this movie. Oh, he can act, too! Of course. :) As is usually the case, once we find out the motive behind the ghost’s vengeful haunting, it’s not so scary. But the build-up is the most important aspect, and this movie has it…..in spades!

1. The Marsh….Itself!

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Does this really need any explaining? The setting of the movie itself is enough to scare someone, without even adding the ghost element to the mix. Just look at it! If you have to go through that, and that, and that, to get to that, it’s a bad idea. Just say no.

2. Bad Rocking Chair

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This house is full of secrets, and of course, the usual creaky floors, awkward silences, and startling BANGS just as you put some delicious popcorn in your mouth (trust me, I know). But rocking chairs that move by themselves (or not….) have always given me the willies. There’s something about them, but I’ve never been able to put my finger on it. Not to mention, this chair rocks backwards unexpectedly far, which sort of looks like fun! Not so fun when we get a glimpse of the horrid witchy bitch causing the ruckus, and Harry Potter is none the wiser.

3. Dead Boy Returns

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More creepy sequences in the house of doom, Harry Potter watches as the little dead boy rises from his mucky grave in the marsh, and books it to the front door. Well, he doesn’t book it, ghosts always walk, yet somehow get to where they’re going incredibly fast. So does Jason Voorhees. And Michael Myers. But I digress. The little dog who has been sent to keep our hero company begins barking at the door, as the knob begins to rattle. Dogs are smarter than people, how many times must I say this?! Upon opening the door, no one is there, but in the distance there appears several more young dead children, looking horribly soaked from the rain. Or just from being dead. The little boy pulls a jump scene, covered in mud, with his mouth open, a few short scenes later. So does the Woman in Black, several times. Why do scary characters always have to have their mouths open? I’m unclear on this.

When a Stranger Calls (1979)

This often-quoted, frequently criticized gem from 1979 is part cheesy detective story, part psychologically horrifying thriller. The latter is the reason for its mention on my list. The opening sequence is a classic, even if most of us could totally do without the rest of the movie! The “Babysitter and the Man Upstairs” urban legend comes to life!

1.Opening Sequence

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Ahh, the classic opening sequence, which still stands the test of time today, is absolutely terrifying. First of all, the phone ringing constantly is just plain annoying. Not helping matters is when the caller is taunting, tormenting, harassing, and scaring the receiver half to death, after having killed the two children upstairs sleeping in the babysitter’s care. Carol Kane delivers an Earth-shattering performance, and really portrays fear well. The calls are coming from upstairs (somehow, I’ve yet to figure this out), and Jill is saved only because the operator was able to trace the call, and warn her to leave the house, just as killer Curt Duncan emerges from the shadows. Phones are creepy, don’t you agree?!

2. Psycho Stalks Another

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When the killer escapes his confinement in an insane asylum, he approaches a woman at a bar. I mention this scene because, as a woman, well, even just as a human, I know the apprehension and fear of being around someone who is not all ‘there’ in the head’. We have gut instincts for a reason, and this woman, Tracy, followed hers by pacifying the creep when he follows her home, lets himself into her house, and sits down on her couch for a spell. She convinces him to come back another time, which grants her a temporary reprieve from his wily charms. That was not a compliment. Later, he comes back to kill her, but is finally stopped by the detective who has been hunting him since his escape. Whew, that was a close one!

Zodiac (2007)

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A David Fincher masterpiece, Zodiac is one of my favorite movies. It’s one of those few near-perfections in life, and the psychological thrills have definitely been burned into my mind. Chasing a killer that to this day has never been apprehended is scary to begin with, but the way it consumes cartoonist Robert Graysmith’s life is inspiring, mind-numbing, and depressing all at the same time.

1. Lake Berryessa Terror

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I have referenced this scene before in other posts, but when Cecelia Shepard and Bryan Hartnell are tormented and stabbed at the lake, it goes through me like few other things have. Cecelia’s screams are enough to give anyone the chills, as she watches her date being stabbed in the back repeatedly, dreading her own turn at the hands of the Zodiac Killer. Utterly horrifying, because it isn’t demons, or ghosts, or any other supernatural being, it’s a human doing this to another human, on purpose, and enjoying it.

2. Arthur Leigh Allen’s Interview

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After incriminating tips from a former friend lead Inspectors Toschi, Armstrong, and Sgt. Mulanax from San Francisco and Vallejo to pay Arthur Leigh Allen a visit, we get a wonderfully crafted and chilling scene, which, if one did not know any better, would absolutely convince us that he was the Zodiac. Though DNA “cleared” him decades after the murders and his own death, I myself am still convinced he was involved somehow. Too many coincidences. Anyway, John Carroll Lynch portrays pedophile creepster Allen with quiet but menacing calmness, even proclaiming, in a deeper voice, “I’m not the Zodiac, and if I was, I certainly wouldn’t tell you.” Shudder.

3. A Visit to Bob Vaughn

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After years of indirectly being around the Zodiac investigation at the San Francisco Chronicle where he worked as a cartoonist, Robert Graysmith plays detective, and decides to put an end to the mystery once and for all. He never officially succeeds, as the case remains open, but in one such instance, he happens upon some movie posters that contain handwriting strikingly similar to the Zodiac’s. It turns out the man he goes to speak with about the suspected killer, Rick Marshall, Bob Vaughn, drew the posters himself. This causes Graysmith to automatically suspect him in the crimes, and when he ventures to the basement to find out when his theater played The Most Dangerous Game, Graysmith hears footsteps and creaking from upstairs. He questions several times if anyone else is in the house, and Vaughn (Charles Fleischer) is quietly creepy throughout, adding to our own suspense and tension. We begin to question him ourselves! This scene always freaks me out – it is so wonderfully filmed. It also gives us a different perspective on the murders. Perfectly brilliant and nerve-wracking.

Thank you for reading!


Of all the horror movies I’ve ever seen, few have actually made me nervous. Even fewer than that have scared me. Thus, I thought I might create a list or two, focusing on those moments in certain films, and how and why they managed to scare me when so many others did not. This is not necessarily an exhaustive list, nor is it composed of movies based on their true quality or popularity level. Some scared me all the way through, and some, just in certain instances.

The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)

Okay, I’ll admit it. This movie creeped me out, in a big way. In the best fucking way possible. Now, don’t get me wrong, not the whole movie. I wasn’t sitting there like some punk. But this movie is absolutely chilling. I am being 100% honest here. The feeling, the atmosphere, the story, the tapes, the possibility that it could happen, and probably has happened? Just think about it here for a minute – a serial killer, young enough to be unassuming, yet old enough to not get caught, who has no preference in his victim selection, and who rids them of all dignity, humility, and self-esteem before brutally killing them, on camera no less? Come on, now! It’s fucking amazingly twisted. Yeah, yeah, the acting on the part of the regular folks wasn’t the best, but the acting of Ben Messmer (The Water Street Butcher), and the victims, particularly sympathetic Stacy Chbosky (Cheryl Dempsey) is utterly astounding. I want to feel uncomfortable when watching a horror film, I love that feeling, I thrive on that feeling, and this movie does it for me. I definitely don’t think it gets enough credit, mainly because hardly anyone has seen it because it doesn’t exist except on the internet, and because people are leery of the “found footage” subgenre of horror. I get it, and I hear you. But, this movie is a shining example, to me, of how a horror film should be made. It is horrifying, which is the goal of a horror movie, hence the name. The entire movie you’re pretty much on pins and needles because the normal scenes are so quiet, and then when they cut to footage of the tapes, it’s very loud, and there is usually a woman screaming in terror. This makes it very unnerving, and you can never get fully comfortable in your own skin throughout. This makes it a very effective film, indeed. The most nerve-wracking and fucked up moments?

1) The Creepy All-Fours Walk

Here’s a taste of the scene that gives me chills. It still gets me no matter how many times I see it. The Butcher wears a white, emotionless mask on the back of his head, creating an illusion, when really he is walking on all-fours, and wearing a creepy Comeddia dell’arte mask on his face as he moves closer to the camera. He then kills his terrified victim, up close and personal. I literally pull my legs into my chest when I see this. I cannot explain it. But it scares the fuck out of me. I admit it without shame. If this doesn’t scare you, there might be something wrong with you.

2) Cheryl’s Mom Confronted

Soon after teen and main victim Cheryl Dempsey is abducted, The Butcher confronts her mother, telling her, “if there’s anything I can do…..”. As she realizes who he might be, he simply giggles eerily and walks away. There is something about this that absolutely kills me. Maybe it’s the gall of the killer to confront his victim’s own mother because he is confident that he will never be caught, or the trauma this further causes the mother, but something about it goes through me, and fills me with sadness.

3) Cheryl’s Depressing Interview

Towards the end, Cheryl is rescued and returned home. She seems to have aged thirty years and is depressed beyond measure. She has been conditioned by the killer to respond only to him, with whatever he wanted her to say. Thus, she keeps telling the cameramen, “I don’t know what you want me to say….” This broke my heart, because people are really that broken by experiences they’ve had, and though this movie is fake, shit like this does happen. It is also revealed that her left hand has been removed. She refers to her Master, that he will come to get her, and that he didn’t mean to leave her behind. Most chilling, she thinks he really loves her. At the end of the short interview, words appear onscreen, informing us that she killed herself two weeks ago the taping. After this, a news reporter comes on, talking about how her body was stolen from the cemetery where she was recently buried. Scary. I don’t care what anyone says, this movie GETS to me. Which is really the point, yes?

The Strangers (2008)

Well, if it hasn’t been made obvious by now, the scariest movies to me are those that could actually happen. Home invasion, serial killers, torture and torment? Yeah, right up my alley. So, of course, The Strangers will always appear positively in any list of mine. I was so pleasantly surprised by this movie, and I could hardly believe it was Bryan Bertino’s directorial debut. The fact that it is loosely based on a few real life incidents (the Manson murders, The Keddie Cabin Murders) makes it all the more horrifying. A young, innocent, likeable couple terrorized in their own home (well, vacation home), by three psychopaths throughout the course of an entire night is horrifying to think about. The whole movie is creepy, for sure, but here are my top scenes.

1) Kristen Terrorized

From the moment James leaves to get more cigarettes, Kristen is tormented by the strangers, slowly at first, rapping on the door every so often, pretending to still be looking for Tamara, and then loud, malicious pounding. Kristen’s cigarettes and the fireplace have caused the alarm to go off, and she removes it, leaving it on the floor as the door is hit once again. She calls James to tell him to hurry, and goes back in the living room. The smoke alarm is now sitting on the cushion of the chair she used to stand on. They’ve been in the house, and even stolen her phone and thrown it in the fireplace. Eventually, the front door opens slightly, and Kristen sees a woman in a pin-up girl mask staring back at her. We weren’t quite expecting that, which is what makes it so startling. The whole scene builds up so much that once we catch a glimpse of one of the tormentors, we practically jump out of our seats. Well, I did. Amazing.

2) Mike is Stalked

Earlier in the night, James had called his friend to come pick him up, as he and Kristen were fighting. He finally arrives, after most of the terror has taken place. He enters the house, which is eerily quiet, except for the Merle Haggard record, “Mama Tried” playing over and over. As he walks through the house, confused and nervous, the masked male stranger appears behind him, stalking him with an ax. We’re sure he is going to be hacked to death brutally, but in a fucked up turn of events, James shoots him in the head, not realizing it is his friend. This scene is where everything pretty much goes to hell. We know the victims are probably not going to survive, and even if they did, they just killed their best friend and would be messed up for life. Fear can make us do horrible, unintentional things, and this scene proves that.

3) “Because you were home”

After the night of terror is over, the sun rises, as Kristen and James are bound and tied to two chairs in the living room. The strangers stand over them, just staring. Kristen asks, “Why are you doing this to us?”, to which the blonde stranger replies, “Because you were home”. This is so beyond creepy. They were just out looking for people to terrorize, and they just happened to be home. The strangers are a trio of sociopaths, who get their kicks tormenting and torturing helpless people in their homes. They thrive on the fear it causes, and once their fun is over, they must do away with them. James is stabbed slowly several times with a butcher knife, and then the same happens to Kristen. James is dead once the two little religious boys arrive to solicit Jesus materials, but Kristen is still alive, and screams out in terror as one little boy reaches out to her. I was just so, so impressed with this film.

The Ring (2002)

The Ring is one of those films I’ll never tire of. Yeah, I know it’s ten years old now (Jesus!), but it still freaked me out when I saw it, so it is deserving of my loyalty and love. Even at 14 I was a hardcore movie freak, and cynic, but I was pleasantly surprised by this gem. I really don’t care what anyone says. Gore Verbinski did a tremendous job on this film. Not one line of dialogue, one speck of lighting, nor one aspect of storyline is out-of-place. To me, that means a hell of a lot, not to mention, it features one of the creepiest kids ever in horror.

1) The Tale of Katie and the Tape

The beginning of the film opens with two teen girls, staying in on a rainy night, talking. The subject of urban legends comes up, and Becca mentions to Katie the mysterious tape that “kills you when you watch it”, seven days after receiving the threatening post-view phone call. Katie believes she’s seen the tape, and fakes Becca out by pretending to choke. After some shenanigans, the phone rings, scaring the girls to death. It’s Katie’s mom, and they answer it downstairs. Becca departs so they can talk, but after speaking to her mom begins to experience some strange things. The television comes on The Static Channel by itself, twice, she sees a blurry movement in the screen, and the refrigerator opens by itself. Okay, not too creepy when you type it, but the film makes it pretty eery. After going upstairs, she steps in a mysterious puddle outside her door. Upon opening the door, she witnesses the t.v. on a strange blueish-grey screenshot of a well in a forest, which prompts her to scream and contort her face unattractively as the screen cuts to black. Later on, at her funeral, her mother says she saw her face, and the scene quickly cuts to Katie curled up in her closet – twisted, contorted, and discolored. Look, it’s fuckin’ creepy, okay? Just admit it! Even the guy friend I was with seeing this for the first time ten years ago practically hit the ceiling! Me? I was startled, but I held my own, unlike him.

2) The Tape Itself

Do I really have to describe this one? The tape itself isn’t really scary, but it sure is strange, and the creepiest part is before we know the whole story, we’re sitting there, thinking, “What a bunch of random fucked up shit!” And it is, it really is. And the lighting and coloring of this videotape makes it even more odd and discomforting.

3) Samara’s Return

So, if you tell me that when Samara came up out of the well, and came through the television set, you didn’t get rattled, you’re either lying, or dead. Perhaps both. Of course, it’s not too big a deal now that we’ve all seen it a thousand times, but the first few times, particularly the first, it was fucking amazing. This evil little bitch will not be stopped, and she has to go and kill sweet Noah. Typical, the good guy dies, I call BULLSHIT. But still, it proves she is unrelenting, and innately evil. Not even Rachel’s compassion and discovery of her water-logged body will faze her. I wouldn’t want to meet her in a dark alley, because my charming ways would apparently not work on her. This scene is a classic already, and still gets my stomach in knots when I see it. A few male friends even told me they turned their sets around when they got home from the movie when they first saw it. Bold of them to admit, but can you blame them? It was unsettling, and shows that there usually is no happy ending in horror films.

MORE TO COME! :)


As a huge animal lover, it always tugged my heartstrings when an animal died in a horror film. Here’s to those who didn’t reach the end credits, and kudos to the few who did.

The Victims

Lester, little Lindsey Wallace’s dog from the original Halloween barked and barked until he came up against Michael Myers, who is no friend to the animals.

Sundae, The Carruther’s beloved family dog, also did not survive Myers’ reign of terror in Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers.

Poor Max, Tina’s dog from Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers, tried to warn Rachel that someone was in the house….too bad for him, he was on the victim list, too.

Elvis, little Michael’s rat in Rob Zombie’s Halloween, definitely did not get much screen time. Maybe if Ms. Myers had recognized this first segment of the MacDonald Triad, a few more people (and animals) might be alive today…

This poor pooch in Rob Zombie’s Halloween II wasn’t killed onscreen, thankfully, but we should know by now that it is not likely that Michael let him live after his guardians were such assholes.

This poor homeless old man and his friendly dog fell victim to Patrick Bateman’s evil and rage in American Psycho. To this day, I cannot, and will not watch this scene ever again. In fact, I cried like a baby the first time….never again.

After Church is sadly killed on that damned highway in Pet Sematary, he is revived (and no longer a loving cat) after being buried.

When Zowie is cruelly killed by Drew’s prick of a stepfather in Pet Sematary Two, he returns to get revenge.

After his companion, Beauty, is brutally killed by the inbred cannibalistic hill people in The Hills Have Eyes (1977 & 2006), Beast helps Doug exact revenge and rescue his infant child. These creatures also eat and drink the blood of a few unfortunate parakeets.

David and Amy’s sweet cat is strangled and hanged in the closet as a warning in Straw Dogs (1971 & 2011).

This horse from The Ring decides he just can’t take it anymore, and plunges himself into the ocean.

The Survivors

Alice’s indoor/outdoor cat apparently isn’t on Jason’s list of potential victims in Friday the 13th Part II.

Muffin, Terry’s adorable pup from Friday the 13th Part II miraculously survives….I take it Jason prefers human victims to the four-legged kind…

It is actually unknown as to whether or not Gordon, Tommy Jarvis’ dog from Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter survives. Let’s just say, and hope, he did after leaping out of the window into the rain.

Toby, Rennie’s sweet and loyal dog from Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, survived an ill-fated voyage, an attempted gunshot, and the mean streets of New York…..what a champ!

This little guy narrowly escaped being shot and inserted into an ATM by Patrick Bateman. Thankfully, some kind old lady stopped him, and took the cat’s place instead!

Jason, Kincaid’s cute pup from The Dream Master, famously pees on Freddy’s bones in the junkyard, thus reviving him. I guess that’s why he let the little pooch live….too bad Kincaid didn’t get the same leniency..

Congratulations to all four-legged survivors of horror films, but we stop to remember those of you who didn’t make it….


As horrible parents go, it doesn’t get much worse than Krug Stillo. As the menacing lead “baddie” in my favorite movie, Last House on the Left (1972), Krug proves that not everyone should have children, particularly sadistic, murdering rapists.

   TRANSGRESSIONS:

-hooking his son, Junior, on heroin to control him

-the “1966 triple slaying of a priest and two nuns”

- breaking out of prison

-kidnapping, raping, torturing, and murdering two teen girls

- forcing his own son to commit suicide

Another horrific example of someone who should never have been a parent, Freddy Krueger, as exemplified in Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare, had a daughter named Katherine, who was later adopted after her mother’s death.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

- killing his daughter’s mother because she snooped in his special room

- child molester and murderer of at least 20 kids while he was alive

- acquired an even higher body count after becoming a dream demon

The Elm Street series provided us no shortage of worthless parents. Despite the fact that they hunted down the child murderer and took revenge, it seems they haven’t done a good deed since. Tina’s mother, though only in the film for about 30 seconds, just seems icky to me.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

- doesn’t comfort her daughter

- tells her to either quit having nightmares or cut her fingernails

- leaves town with her boyfriend to go to Vegas – isn’t Tina supposedly 15?!

Marge Thompson, Nancy’s mother, seems to have never met a drink she didn’t like, and Nancy has to suffer for it. Not to mention, and no offense to the Blakley, but her character looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

- drinks like a fish

- is condescending to her daughter and ex-husband

- she does not believe Nancy about her dreams

- she bars the doors and windows so Nancy can’t leave the house

Elaine Parker, Kristen’s mother from Dream Warriors and The Dream Master, is a country-club-going, rich bitch who cannot be bothered with her own daughter. Though Freddy cuts her head off in Part 3, she is back in Part 4, thus eliminating her from his body count….darn.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

- has numerous men over at night

-ignores Kristen

-thinks Kristen is insane

-sends Kristen to a mental facility

-apparently gave Kristen credit cards at an early age

-yells at Kristen for hanging out with her friends

-drugs her daughter in part 4, causing her to sleep the last sleep she’ll ever sleep

Alice and Rick’s father, Dennis, is a complete asshole in The Dream Master, but does a complete 180 in The Dream Child, and is now a happy grandfather.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

- alcoholic

-workaholic

-ignores his children

-constantly in a bad mood

-comes home late from work and gripes to Alice about the meal she so nicely made for him

John Strode, brother of Laurie’s adoptive father, is such a prick that we squeal with joy when Michael ends his miserable life in The Curse of Michael Myers.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

-alcoholic

-workaholic

-abusive, rude husband

-slaps daughter Kara, across the face, drawing blood

-calls his own grandson a bastard

-makes everyone’s life a living hell

Ever since taking in orphan Esther, John had a strange, questionable relationship towards her in the twisted film, Orphan.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

-completely denies any of Esther’s wrongdoings and takes her side, despite his wife’s protests

-he and his wife have sex in the kitchen, right out in the open, with no regard for the three kids in their house

-nearly has an inappropriate relationship with Esther towards the end

Jack Torrance, a semi-recovering alcoholic, probably shouldn’t have taken a job looking over a hotel for six months with no one around but his goofy kid and mousey wife in The Shining.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

-months before taking the new job, Jack had dislocated his son’s shoulder after coming home drunk

-speaks horribly to his wife, getting mad at the littlest things

-relapses and begins drinking heavily

-loses his mind and attempts to kill his wife and son with an ax

-kills sweet old Halloran

Crazy Man and Woman from The People Under the Stairs weren’t really cut out to be parents in any sense of the word.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

-abuse their daughter constantly

-keep other children in the cellar

-created a long maze in the walls

-believe every little thing a child does is wrong or evil

-kills Leroy

- cut out the tongue of one of the boys, making him mute, as well as mutilating other kids

Gene York, budding politician, becomes an accomplice in Delia’s evil plot in The Omen IV: The Awakening.

TRANSGRESSIONS:

-believes evil adopted Delia over his own wife, Karen, on every issue

-basically makes Karen think she is going crazy

-is in on the plot to bring the Antichrist to power with Damien Thorn’s daughter, Delia

-allows the impregnation of his wife with the seed harvested from satanic Delia with the help of their family doctor

Margaret White in Carrie is the epitomy of a horrible mother – religious zealot, insensitive, basically evil. Thanks to subtitledhell for reminding me of my complete failure to initially mention her in this post!

TRANSGRESSIONS:

- forcing her child to pray in a closet with the creepiest looking Jesus ever

-blaming her child for getting her period

-accusing Carrie of being a witch and attracting men for lust

-scares everyone in the neighborhood with her religious fanaticism

- stabbing Carrie and leaving her to die in the same closet with that same creepy Jesus


  • Thirteen Ghosts - I just didn’t get this one. It wasn’t scary, not that very many movies are these days, but it just didn’t have a point. Matthew Lillard is always delightful of course, but it was really boring. The ghosts were gory and nicely done, but that’s about it. Nearly everyone I know likes this movie and talks it up like it’s some big thing, and it just isn’t. It’s an okay movie, but nothing special, definitely nothing to rage on and on about.

  • The Blair Witch Project - When this came out, I was 12, and of course, me, along with everyone else in town packed into the movie theaters to see it. I left thinking, “That was it?” I liked the idea and the legends that are detailed in the movie, and the woods can be creepy, but nothing creepy happened. I liked it, and wasn’t mad that I bought into it at twelve years old, but it is definitely not the be-all-end-all of horror. The “found footage” genre, which although this wasn’t the first, was definitely sparked into action by this, leaving us nauseated and disappointed all over America.

  • I Am Legend – This is another film that never lived up to its hype. Like all movies with animals, the dog was the best part. I like Will Smith, and the story, but it never panned out for me. It was trying to be to big, something it wasn’t. It was also too long, with too many dull parts. It’s just…eh, okay. Surely nothing I’d watch multiple times. I’m glad I didn’t jump on the bandwagon with this one.

  • The Sixth Sense – Once again, this was a good movie, very decent. And very emotional in some parts. But “the #1 thriller of all time”? Uhh, I don’t think so. Besides having probably the most quoted line of the last twenty years in film, it was so built up! The story was good, but this movie just doesn’t make the grade in the scary department or the lives-up-to-the-hype department. I know it’s not technically a horror movie, but it might as well be, because it scared a lot of people for some reason. The effects were good, and Haley Joel Osment definitely melted your heart, but this is not one that I have to watch whenever I see it on television.

  • Silent Hill - Before you tell me that it’s not good unless you’ve played the game and understand it, I know. I know. I freaking know. I have never played the game. I am talking purely from a movie perspective. This movie was so boring, I think I may have actually fallen asleep, and that doesn’t happen too often when it comes to films. The creatures, or whatever the hell they were, had a creepy feel to them, like something out of a nightmare, but this movie was so long, and was way too slow. At least, to me. I watched this once, and have never had the urge to watch it again. This is one that is either loved or hated.

  • Paranormal Activity – Ahh, saved the best for last. Make that the worst. This movie was the biggest piece of shit, let-down, disappointing, hyped-up farce I’ve ever seen. The online campaign had everyone going to demand it in their area. And where do they get these fucks they show screaming during the previews in theaters?! These people cannot be scared! It actually worries me that people were frightened by this movie, or its sequels. The only frightening thing is that people, including me, paid to see this garbage. Wow. I cannot believe this, it’s actually bordering on fraud. Talk about a bunch of jumpy people. I still want my fucking $7.50 back, or whatever outrageous ticket price I paid. Worst mistake of my life. Stop being scared of nothing, people!!! If this is scary to you, boy, you gotta another thing coming just from living real life.

  • Strangeland – If you take it for what it is, this movie is highly creepy. It is one of the first, that I know of, to use the premise of stupid young girls meeting guys off the internet. Doesn’t help that the guy’s handle is Captain Howdy, and that he is Dee Snider. Oh, yeah, and he’s a serial killer and sadomasochist. Either you love this movie or hate it, and some might find it laughable, but I try to take movies as a whole story, and I truly found Captain Howdy very scary. Because people like that exist! The scariest stuff is always stuff that exists all around us, just lurking in the shadows. Not to mention, he looks really freaky. Bonus: Robert Englund is in this, too!

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation - Watching Renee Zellweger kick Leatherface’s ass is a good thing in my book, but apparently some people hate this movie with a passion. I believe sometimes people expect too much of horror films, like they expect every movie to be like The Exorcist or Halloween. Yeah, some movies are not great, but that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve some modicum of respect. I found this one to be a great throwback to the grittiness of the 1970s, with the cheesiness of the 1980s, with some hot 1990s young actors. Okay, so it’ll never win an Oscar, but it will make you laugh, and possibly cringe, either at the acting or the gory scenes. It’s definitely different, with a little country/rock music thrown in, with a dash of conspiracy theory.

  • The Fog - This is another film that you either love or hate. I find it classic, simple, and virtually uncomplicated, much like Halloween. It just, is. Of course, it has John Carpenter’s haunting theme music that he is known for, and some creepy looking sailors. You never really get a good look at them, which is a good thing, because like I’ve said before, what you don’t see is always scarier than what you do see.  Plus, their silhouettes in the fog makes for some classic scenes. It also has some Carpenter loyals, Nancy Loomis, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Charles Cyphers. I always enjoy watching this near Halloween, and I feel this proves you don’t need a bunch of gore or a ton of obvious special effects to make you feel uneasy.

  • The Skeleton Key – Arguably, Kate Hudson is not the best actress in the world, but I think she pulled it off in this one. It’s not hard to be scared of a superstitious, possessed Gena Rowlands! As someone who has always been interested in beliefs and strange religion, this one definitely appealed to me. It also comments on how deep someone can fall into something without even intending to. That’s what the antagonists are counting on. Plus, it isn’t afraid to have an unhappy ending, and is made to leave you wondering.

  • Urban Legend – Though this film emerged at the height of the 1990s teen-horror film kick, I feel this one got an unnecessary bad rap. It’s not really scary, but it is a good story, with some of the best kills, you gotta admit. Basing murders on popular urban legends, especially on a college campus? I found it hard to believe someone hadn’t done this before. With a fresh-faced, beautiful cast, you are wondering throughout who is going to be next, and who the killer is. Though the big reveal is not that surprising, the reasoning behind it is rather unique, and understandable when you consider how unstable people can really be. More positive notes include that this was made before Tara Reid started hating herself and got all scary-lookin’, and a very Pacey-esque character portrayed by Pacey himself, Joshua Jackson. And it stars Danielle Harris as well, so if you really hate it, if you’re a true horror fan, you’ll at least respect that tidbit!

  • Anyone who has seen Sleepaway Camp would be remiss not to mention the mysterious yet gruesome demise of Judy, the camp bitch. Is this curling iron inserted somewhere we don’t need to see, and is it front….or back? Either way, she has one of the most memorable and suspicious deaths in the series, or in any slasher movie, and all you really need to see is her hand raised in pain and anguish and hear her muffled screams to know something reallllllly bad happened.

  • Billy’s death-by-bees elimination in the original film was not only unique, but totally gross. I hate bugs. Well, not hate, but I don’t want them near me. To think that you cannot escape an angry bee’s wrath, let alone a whole nest full is absolutely creepy. Not to mention while you’re going #2. Can you think of a more embarrassing way to go out?!

  • In the original film, it is not really known whether Artie the Cook dies from his injuries, but I must include him on this list, because of the sheer fact that he was a pedophile, and everyone wants to see them go out like that. The majority of Angela’s victims actually did deserve it, at least in some kind of “eye for an eye” way, and this is no different. She allows us to vicariously take out those who have wronged us in life, and in the most creative ways.

  • Ally’s murder in Sleepaway Camp 2 is definitely one of the most unique. This series has never been one to follow the norm of horror slashers and innovative death scenes are no exception. Dying by way of drowning in a shitty outhouse? The filmmakers take the most inventive route to dispatch Angela’s victims, it almost makes you apprehensive to do anything in daily life. Going to the bathroom, going for a swim, hell, going to camp, period! But, you’ve got to admit, Ally totally deserved this, and the way she went out was definitely equivalent to the way she lived her life.

  • Poor Sean, decapitation doesn’t seem like a fun way to go, but at least Angela made you a star and put you on t.v. in Sleepaway Camp 2! Err…IN T.V., rather. This ordinarily wouldn’t have been a particularly unique death, but since she had fun with his head and mocked it, I had to include it on this list! Freddy Krueger would be proud!

  • Oh, Cindy, Cindy, Cindy. Why were you such a bitch in Sleepaway Camp 3? We were begging Angela to kill your ass, and she did not disappoint. Hate to mess up your lovely face with blunt force, but really, you were asking for it. I actually couldn’t believe she uttered the ‘n’ word, especially to someone’s face, and no one said anything to her about it….at the time. Angela reprimanded her for being a “cheerleader, a fornicator, a drug taker, and a nasty, snotty bigot”, right before releasing the rope and letting her skull hit the ground.

  • Look familiar?! We now get to see him as the Jimmy Dean sausage guy, but Haynes Brooke’s brutal arm removal by Angela in Sleepaway Camp 3 will always stay fresh in our minds. Looks like his horniness really got the better of him. Angela will not tolerate this, no sir!

  • Being in Sleepaway Camp 3 pretty much guarantees you an unusual way of going down for the dirt nap….literally, in this case. Having your head mangled by a lawnmower while you are buried in a pile of trash and dirt does seem almost unfair….almost. Lilly was such a bad counselor, and completely unreasonable, so it is only natural that she bit the big one with a lawnmower, and not even a new, sharp one. A really old-school lawnmower. Ouchies!

As we know, these days, as well as in the past, every semi-successful horror movie has typically spawned a sequel. Or two. Or ten. Here is a list of my favorites. I’d love to know what you think! :)

  •  A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - The first film is great, we all know that. But this sequel is my absolute favorite in the Freddy series. This movie has it all – cool effects, likeable characters, past characters coming back, a unique setting, gnarly deaths, great one-liners, and a follow-up to the back story of our favorite burned villain. Not to mention, excellent music from 80s group, Dokken, who even made the music video for the song “Dream Warriors” with Robert Englund and Patricia Arquette. How can anyone not like this movie?

  • Scream 3 – Many people felt that this was the weakest sequel in the, at the time, trilogy of Scream films. I don’t see why, but my tastes have never really matched up 100% to the general consensus. To me, this was a great movie. We got to see Randy one last time on tape, develop a further back story to Sidney’s mother, Maureen, cameos from Lance Henriksen and Carrie Fisher, unique kills, ongoing flirtation from Dewey and Gale, and a great rock soundtrack. It really kept up with the times without being too forced or trying too hard. Plus, who didn’t love the rivalry between Gale and Jennifer?

  • The Devil’s Rejects – Some people really don’t see this as a sequel, but technically it is. It is also, by far, better than its predecessor. More guts and gore, more vulgarity and perversion, more brutality as well as comedy, plus likely the most amazing horror soundtrack ever. Are we sensing a pattern here? Music seems to be a big factor as to whether or not a movie is worthwhile. And it’s true, isn’t it? Music that is familiar to us, or not familiar but we grow to like it, is a huge influence on what movies are attractive to us. Perhaps because it is like an old friend, a soundtrack to our own lives. The Firefly family is like a whacked-out, murderous version of our own families – loyal, devoted, and yes, a little loony. But we love them, don’t we?

  • Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid - Yeah, yeah. I know what you’re thinking. Really? But yes, I quite enjoy this enormously reptilian cheese-fest. It does have a good story, well, about as good a story as you can get with this kind of movie. It also has a really cute little monkey, as well as some relatively big stars – Kadee Strickland, Morris Chestnut, and Eugene Byrd. I’ve always liked Eugene Byrd, and although this movie is not brilliant, there are some really cool scenes, as well as backstabbing within the crew that makes for some cheering on of the anaconda. Come on, at least it’s entertaining!

  • Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 – Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking here too. But this movie does have some redeeming qualities. I have a theory; it’s because I liked the idea of the original film much better than its actual execution on film. That said, in my head, the Blair Witch Project was much more. So, this sequel, I feel was a brilliant commentary on the American obsession, and blurring the lines between fantasy and reality. Many of us do this thing, jumping on the bandwagon, and that is what the kids in this movie did. They wanted to be a part of the Blair Witch story so badly, that by the time the movie was over, the viewer didn’t know what they had seen, the characters didn’t know what they’d seen, and we are left with the ramifications of taking things too far and what can happen when we don’t separate fact from fiction.

  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives - Along with Elm Street’s Dream Warriors, I have found that this sequel is among the favorites in the family of 1980s slashers. Once again, we get some kick ass music, including some from Alice Cooper. I feel Thom Matthews really embodied the role of Tommy Jarvis, whereas John Shepard in A New Beginning just reminded me of a guy about to go on a killing spree of his own. It has comedy, gore, scares, and likeable characters. I think after the debacle that Part 5 caused, they had to create something new, something fresh, and of course, a plausible way to bring Jason back. Lightning, duh! And this one actually has campers in it! Imagine, a summer camp with little kids, what an idea! This movie is just enjoyable, 80s fun, and as sequels go, you probably can’t do much better.

  • Halloween II – This is another of my favorite sequels, and yes, I am talking about the 1981 film. I have always wondered in horror films why they hardly ever show the aftermath of a killing rampage. This one does. We continue along on the same night, with Loomis chasing Myers through Haddonfield. We even get to see the famed Ben Tramer, well, sort of. I loved the idea of the town reeling from the night’s events, like the girl, Alice hearing the sirens coming down the street, Sheriff Brackett’s reaction to his daughter’s murder,  and the news broadcasts live at the hospital. The premise of focusing on the broken silence of a night in small town America, along with the revelation of Laurie being Michael’s sister, didn’t seem forced, it seemed natural. We usually do not get to see the epilogue of a mass murder in horror movies, and this provided us that. I loved it, and I’m not sure why some people didn’t.

  • Halloween: H20 - This was intended to be a direct sequel to Halloween 2 from 1981, ignoring the rest of the sequels, and even if you ignore a few minor details of those sequels, you could see it as continuing from part six also. We are not in Haddonfield anymore, Toto, but California, at a private school where all the students are hotties. Here’s the thing – they can actually act! Jamie Lee is back as Laurie, playing a great neurotic still fighting the demons of that night 20 years earlier. This is definitely a sequel that lives up to the original, as it was toted during television advertisements. I saw this twice at the theater, and was duly  impressed. They kept the same aura of suspense that existed back in 1978, with a bit of the teenage 1990s comedy thrown in for good measure. See, Hollywood? You can make a good sequel that appeals to youngsters and hardcore fans! Take note!

  • Alien v. Predator: Requiem - Like most of the movies on this list, this idea simply did not need a sequel. Alien v. Predator was a very unique film, and really sent you into the depths (literally) of the origins of each monster. Sometimes, things should not be discovered, and the original shows why. But after the surprising good 2004 film, we, of course, had to have a sequel. Why not? Who cares, as long as it makes money? Wrong. This movie is so bad. Most movies, whether a sequel or remake, try to capitalize on a teen audience, and in fact, make the point that they think the teen audience is a bunch of idiots, only interested in male and female anatomy and the ensuing drama. Granted, this movie is not completely like that, but it is also not a well-made film. It’s just another rehashing of townspeople banding together to fight a common enemy. Fine. Except this one just sucks.

  • Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday – We all know by the time this shitty sequel came around, the franchise had, for all intents and purposes, pretty much landed dead in the water. They were grasping at straws by this point, so why not take an already pushing-the-cheese-boundaries franchise and blow up the main antagonist and allow him to possess people? Sure! No, no, no. The idea behind Jason Goes to Hell was downright stupid, and even if that weren’t the case, it was horribly acted, and not to mention, boring. This had none of the umph that any of the previous sequels had (no matter how bad people thought they were). I hate that a franchise I love has an intolerably shitty sequel, but it seems they all have one. I don’t mean bad as in B-movie, I mean bad as in, this really blows. Badly.

  • The Ring Two – Okay, I’ll admit it, the first Ring film actually creeped me out, and impressed me. So much so that I saw it five times at the theater. I really didn’t think it needed a sequel, but like I’ve said, people cannot leave well enough alone, so we got The Ring Two. Bad idea. This movie holds none of the fear of the first one, mainly because we have already uncovered the mystery surrounding the demise of Samara and the creation of the videotape. But this one just didn’t have any hitch in its giddy-up. It was not scary, the story was flimsy at best, and compared to the first film, the acting was sadly, inferior.

  • Scream 4 – Okay, don’t get me wrong. I liked this movie, I just wasn’t crazy about it. Maybe it’s because the original story was as much a horror movie as it was a slap in the face to people who felt teenagers were innocent, naive, and could not deal with reality. Maybe it’s my cynicism about the current state of the world today and how technology has taken over everything and everything is videotaped. Maybe I just think that the original film, and its sequels to some extent, proved a point about the intelligence and self-deprecation of that generation, where everyone was self-aware and over-analytical. Now, it’s all Facebook and YouTube. Not for all of us, it’s not. I just couldn’t get into this film. The killers were somewhat predictable and their motive was really dumb; more proof that no one has to have talent to do anything anymore, just get knocked up or get plastic surgery, or in this case, kill people. To me, that’ s a disgusting cop-out, and a real commentary on today’s society. Maybe I read too much into things, but all that aside, it just didn’t have the drive, focus, or excitement of the first film, let alone the first three.

  • Halloween: Resurrection – AHHHHHHHHHHH! I’m sorry, was I screaming? This movie is absolutely the worst piece of dung I think I have ever seen. Nevermind the comparisons to the franchise as a whole or even scary movies in general. This just….sucks. First of all, to kill Laurie, and Jamie Lee Curtis going along with that just made me feel queasy. If she wanted to kill the character off, why not just not do the movie? The directors couldn’t possibly think this was a good film, let alone one that should ever been seen in public. It sucked regardless, so why not just kill Laurie off and make every horror fan (or non-horror fan, for that matter) in America hate you? Let’s not even mention the plotline. Really? How predictable can you get? You didn’t even try! More internet and video bullshit from the “Look at me!” generation. Michael Myers should have just walked on by his old house and said “I’m not even gonna fucking go there!” and went and got a cheeseburger or something. That would’ve been more pleasant. Please tell me no one likes this film?

  • Paranormal Activity 2 - The only good thing about this movie was the cute dog. The first one is also a terrible film, because it was hyped up so much, that it was such an unbelievable let down when you actually saw it. I cannot believe the people who tell me these movies are scary. Have you ever been outside in your life?! My neighborhood is scarier than this! I really wanted to like these movies and give them a chance, but they leave such a bad taste in my mouth, I cannot get past it. They are not terrifying, nor do they have the B-movie cheese that could save a movie as dreadful as this. One hopeful realization is that most people who liked or were scared by these movies are not major, hardcore horror fans. They’re teeny-boppers who want to go to the movies on Friday night to feel up their girlfriend, or boyfriend as it were. That is it. Either I’m really desensitized, or many people have lost their minds. I vote for the latter option.

There are many other sequels that turn our stomachs, and not in a good way, but these are just a few. What do you think?


  • In the original Halloween, likely the greatest horror movie ever, the kill that stood out to me the most was that of Lynda. She was cute, bubbly, spunky, and completely oblivious to the guy in the white sheet not being her boyfriend. What got me, was that she was calling Laurie at the same time, and Laurie had to hear her friend dying. This would be a horrifying experience, and though Laurie thinks it’s a joke at first, she becomes frightened when she hears no LOL from the other side and sees the lights go off across the street. When Michael grabs the phone receiver and then we switch back to Laurie’s confused facial expression, there is nothing better.

  • Karen’s toasty death in Halloween II in a too-hot therapy pool no doubt conjures up the similar foreboding of Camp Crystal Lake – don’t have sex at camp, or at work in this case. If you think it’s a bad idea, it probably is. That’s a really bad look for you, Karen dear.

  • In Halloween 4, how badass was it to see Michael Myers jab his entire thumb into this doctor’s forehead? Not possible, but still gnarly as ever. It was a double-whammy when Michael rips open nice-guy-redneck Earl’s throat while trying to drive Jamie and Rachel to safety. It was a shame, because he was such a good guy, but Michael always has the final say.

  • Halloween 5 gave us the gruesome death of Michael, not that one, this one. Tina’s jerkoff boyfriend bites the big one after convincing his friend to steal beer from the convenience store where he works. Though we don’t really see any gore, it still kind of makes your head hurt, doesn’t it?

  • Another double-dose of awesome deaths comes from Halloween 6. The death of Jamie, while sad in and of itself, was not as effective because they did not want to pay Danielle Harris enough to take the role on again. So by doing that, and getting some unknown chick to file the spot, we do not care as much as we would have with Harris. Getting your guts shredded on some farming equipment is definitely twisted. My second favorite death in this sequel is that of John Strode, the real bastard in the house. Seeing how he treats his wife, kids, and grandson, it does make me kind of gleeful to see him be electrocuted to the point where his head explodes. Sometimes, Michael gets it really right.

  • Halloween H20 is definitely a worthy sequel with some awesome kill shots, but the best would have to be Jimmy’s, with his beloved iceskate rammed into his skull. Never mind that it was cutie Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and that the murder appeared offscreen - the shot of him rocking in the rocking chair with his skull sliced up sure made for a great opening sequence. RIP Jimmy the Skater Boy!

These are only some of my favorites, as the Halloween series is probably my favorite. Which of Michael’s kills is your favorite?



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